*wheelies a train*
someone talking about math: I love some factorials
their friend: me too and the hypotenuse
me, interjecting: does this bus get off on 3rd street or am I on the wrong one? I only got on this bus because I thought the bus driver was attractive and now im trapped on a moving bus
so the saddest shortest story is attributed to hemingway:
"For sale: baby shoes, never worn."
and this came to me at breakfast and i thought it was hilarious.
pls don’t ruin hemingway for me.
no i will continue to do that
Serves you fucking right you little bitch
“what happened to real music”
Coming soon, to a theatre near you. [bitfiend]
this is it. this is the whole show
Anonymous said: Are you mormon
im no more man than any other man
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