Im Coleman, i'm fourteen

16th April 2014

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introverts:  help their friends move to new house

extroverts:  destroy their friend’s new house with a tractor and bowling ball

16th April 2014

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I like shooting wasp nests with a sniper rifle.  It’s okay, though, because I’m so far away.  That way I don’t give the wasps any power.

16th April 2014

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16th April 2014

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relahvant:

i wasn’t expecting this but something tells me i should’ve been

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14th April 2014

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13th April 2014

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prisoner escapes from jail in orange jump suit, runs to forest, blends in as hunter.  skeptic cop says where’s your gun.  prisoner says i only eat what i can kill with my bare hands.  cop says ok.  prisoner free at last.  reblog if you were inspired

13th April 2014

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13th April 2014

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it was a really nice day out today.  global goodtemperaturing is real and it’s a fact so accept it

13th April 2014

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rachelreine:

Ash what is your damage

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13th April 2014

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in court

  • judge: sir, where were you at 4:20pm last sunday
  • me: well you see sir i was just blazin some dank ass kush
  • my lawyer: same
  • me: same
  • judge: same
  • police: same
  • obama: same

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